Damon Dash at The Breakfast Club Power 105.1
So…Jay Z’s former manager, Damon Dash, did an interview with Power 105.1 the Breakfast Club not too long ago. He literally came out of nowhere, like from the dead low key. Damon Dash wants to be Lazarus sooo bad. It must’ve taken ALL of Hogwarts plus the Power of Three to bring his ass back. Wait. Before I unleash the kraken, I just want to say that I do believe there was some good to come out of his interview. He sort of inspired men and women to want more out of a career. Damon Dash inspired LeNaySha and them to be more than just Waffle House employees and to start thinking about actually owning a Waffle House. And LeNaySha when you start owning your own Waffle House, don’t forget about me sis! Those damn waffles from the Waffle House only come second to an on time God! I really mean that too. Anyway. His raggedy ass will probably have these people out here quitting their day jobs. Can you imagine calling your manager at Taco Bell like “Good morning Wanita I decided to quit because I wanted to boss my life up and start on my new mixtape”? I wish my black ass WOULD. He had all of the hoodpossums in the YouTube comments giving him the highest praises. You all can swim in the Damon Dash fuckwater if you want to, but I won’t. Don’t drown in it though because I will not save you.
*Throughout the rest of this scripture, I will assign Damon Dash with feminine sounding variations of his name just for kicks*
It’s funny how Damonica Dash said he doesn’t like to talk about other men, but he sure didn’t mind sharing his views on how other men should act or think. He went on and on, real men don’t do this, real men don’t do that. I have no idea what a real man is, but he does know. Damonya actually has an Instagram page, but said something about how real men don’t do social media. And damn it he said, “pause” at least 500 times throughout the interview too. I will tell you what pause means (for all of you grown adults out there) because I know you have never heard it being said before until now. Pause is a word used by mainly teenagers who are not insecure in their sexuality to ensure no gay intent was meant after a seemingly gay word or phrase is said. I would bet my bottom dollar and last piece of caramel cake that Damon Dash and other men who speak and think just like him probably have hidden Jack’d accounts floating around somewhere. Well okay, he probably doesn't, but the way he spoke in the interview could lead someone to think otherwise…but that is a whole different subject. Basically, take Damina’s words with a granule of sugar and go about your business.
Everyone just needs to stop telling other humans how to live, especially Damon. I only gave you all a brief run down of what happened. I posted the link below for you all to watch at your own risk.